Rule #2:
A good pair of jeans can revolutionize your wardrobe.
Alright.
Remember back in the good old days when bleaching your hair was "in"?
Yeah I wish I could forget it too. Now the same is with faded jeans. A
good dark wash is bringing sexy back, just like Justin Timberlake
valiantly attempted. This time, you for sure will be successful. Not
that you weren't JT, Backstreet just kidnapped your identity past,
present and future and refuses to give it back. Anyway, NO FADE, NO
FLEUR DE LIS on the pockets (or elsewhere), NO WHITE STITCHING, AND
DEFINITELY NO BEJEWELED ANYTHING (The last was in case if you were on
the wrong side of Buckle. Or even in Buckle. What are you still doing
in there?!? Get out!!! Before they get you.) Simple and sleek will take you a million miles and go with everything.
Now at this point, I should mention of my strategy here. I am inherently biased against my own fashion tastes, however, my goal is to provide the simplest, classiest advice to get you (or a loved one, or a "friend of a friend", it's alright we all have one of those) to a place where they are fashionably safe and can eventually explore their own identity.
With that out of the way, lets go back to work.
Jeans do not have to be expensive to look good or to last long. If you have time to wait you can shop around something good that will match fit, taste and price will come along.
Here are some things to seek out in a pair of jeans:
Appropriate Fit
A pair of jeans should look good, they should fit a certain way in certain areas while other areas have room for flexibility to accommodate taste and comfort.
The first and most important area of fit is the waistband. The waistband should be snug but not tight. It should press into the skin just a little bit but not be so tight as to cause pinching. Remember, jeans upon first wash will "stiffen" or flex back to their original shape and even shrink just a tad, but remember, upon first wear, they will naturally relax again. On the side of looseness, you should wear your belt as an accessory, not as a necessity. Remember, the fit of the rest of the pant is dependent up on the waist size, you increase the waist, everything gets bigger, and same vice versa.
Second, working our way down, the crotch should not be bigger than the rest of the fit of the pant. When you stand, take one point in the leg of the pant, pinch the extra fabric until at that point the fabric has no slack around your leg (preferably somewhere along your thigh), then pinch the excess fabric out of your crotch. If there is significantly more fabric in your crotch than the rest of the pant, the crotch is too long.
Third, length your jeans should just barely touch the floor when worn without shoes. Jeans should never drag on the ground when worn with shoes. You're not a bride, so don't make yourself a train.
Style
This is all up to you. However, I will provide more ground rules for you.
Darker wash is better for the more dressy you want to be, usually. I will say in colors other than denim, that could change in a hurry.
Simpler design = better. Elaborate stitching, jewels, crosses, etc...can date the pant and decrease how long it can match current styles.
When it comes to the actual fit of the pant, I always say as a rule, the slimmer the better, especially in the opening (fancy term for how much the bottom of the leg "flares", bell bottoms would have an enormous opening, while skinnies would have a small one). I say slimmer the better because you don't want the bagginess of your pants to out do the fit of your shirt.
Skinnies: not everyone likes them, but they can be done fashionably. Don't listen to the haters.
How many?
Well, you should have enough jeans to have one to wear and one to wash at the same time plus one just in case if you spill something in your crotch, or make a failed attempt at crotch pot cookin' or something like that. How often should you wash your jeans? When there are noticeable spots that are lighter or darker than the rest of the jean, or they smell (pretty common sense guys). Jeans do not have to be washed upon each wear. There are even jeans which are raw denim that should never be washed (Nudies).
To maintain their fit and prevent shrinking or warping, wash and then do not machine dry. Lay them flat to dry. Do not wring them. But you can dry them if you'd like, they will shrink a little upon the first wash and then there after they will shrink back to towards their original fit.
As I have said, a man can change his whole fashion state by two things, his shoes and his jeans. Don't be afraid to try something new!
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
The Genes of Your Jeans
Monday, March 5, 2012
Better Fashionably Late
Alright all you cool cats, I may be a little slow upstairs, but I finally came around to what I should write about. Fashion for guys. Duh. I moonlight as a consultant, sometimes for as little as free lunch, so I figured why not help out a world of guys who don't know a hounds tooth from a herringbone. (No, neither are actual parts of animals.)
So let's get started shall we?
Rule #1:
Keep it simple.
The thing that was the most revolutionary for me is when I simplified my wardrobe. You aren't a woman (I thank God every day that I don't have to pass another human being through my legs). Fashion is another one of those areas to be grateful for. Twelve pairs of shoes are not necessary. Twelve pairs of jeans are not necessary, seven suits are not necessary (but that is really how many I have, don't judge). But here is what is necessary: staples for your wardrobe. Which brings us to our next rule.
Here's the bones of a good wardrobe for a man:
Athletics:
One pair of athletic shoes are fine. These however never should be worn with long pants unless if they are on the way to the gym with your warm up pants or sweats (that do not match your jacket/hoodie, you didn't make the Harlem Globetrotters, so please stop dressing like you did and bouncing balls off of people's faces. It's rude.)
Shorts. Just make sure there aren't stains or holes and we'll be cool.
Work out shirts (These should be exclusive to this category, no wearing these with other categories and vice versa).
Good athletic socks. Nike Dry Fit are my favs but as long as my feet are cool and comfortable it doesn't matter what they are.
Best Dressed:
A dark suit is a must. Navy or charcoal grey are staples. Black and brown usually are not. Black is too formal and if you do brown wrong it can be too casual. It should be wool. If you paid more than $200 before tax and alterations you paid too much.
A belt. Don't skip it. You may as well not wear a suit, people will notice.
Dark unpleated slacks if you are thin. If you are heavier you already have your preference. (I know I worked at Men's Wearhouse for a number of years, I just can't pin you guys.)
A white shirt. I'll write about this later but if you shell out just a little extra quid it can make your life a whole lot easier. White is a wild card, it goes with everything. However, light blue or an ecru may be posed as substitutes or wing men to the white.
Nice black shoes. Nice=polish worthy. They should have a heel. The sole (the actual bottom that the leather is attached to should be no wider than 1/4", you're going to a business meeting, not hiking).
A tie. No logos, no pictures, no prints, preferably not polyester. Red, yellow, orange, or purple are great starter colors, stay away from black or navy solids. The pattern should not be abstract (no Jerry Garcia), and the pattern should say "Nice tie", not "Nice tie" (It's all in the italics). The thickness should be no more than 3 inches and no less than 1, that is unless if you are looking for an occupation as a clown then by all means. (And if so, this blog may not be for you.)
Socks, also an important detail that is often over looked. They should be long enough that they leave no skin showing beneath the bottom of your pant and your shoe when you sit. If any, it should be very minimal. They should be as dark or darker than the slack and preferably the same color (navy, charcoal, etc).
Casual:
NO TENNIS SHOES. Can you tell how strongly I feel about that? Maybe I should say it one more time just in case NO TENNIS SHOES. I used to classify tourists when I lived in DC by the name "Tennies" because they always wear tennis shoes. It's tacky.
Depending on your style your shoes can be canvas or leather or even hemp (I have a cool pair of hemp shoes). Unless if you know what you're doing and consider yourself fashion forward you should not wear "extreme" colors, i.e. anything fluorescent, extremely bright or interesting textures or looks like it may still be alive...yeah definitely don't wear those. They should be light and simple. Again, you are not hiking. You are going to work/doing errands/school, not Mount Everest.
You should own a button up. Solid colors or a plaid are good. Feel free to express yourself with colors. Be careful with too many colors in plaid though. You've mixed all of the sodas together before...yeah you don't want that in a shirt.
You should also own a nice T (or V neck, eh eh?) shirt. This means, no holes to be found anywhere. No discolorations in the arm pits, no stains from grease or anything colored. If it is dark and the seams or collar are lighter than the fabric, it is time to replace. This is optional but you are guaranteed to look classier if you are not a walking billboard for Aeropostale or American Eagle. Remember you PAID to wear a logo which in the normal advertising world they would have to pay to put anywhere else. If you want to pay for a brand name that is not the way you want to do it.
You should also have a belt. Casual belts should be leather and be brown or black and without studs.
You should have a jacket. Be brave and buy (and wear) something other than a hoodie, or your ski coat. Go look, don't buy unless if you find something that you really like. Pea coats are super easy and very nice looking (and warm).
Gettin' Dirty:
Whatever you want to wear except for you are not allowed to wear anything from casual or best dressed categories, other than that knock yourself out. This is a great category to wear your old stuff.
I will elaborate on these in greater detail in the future. Note that I didn't give you any details on quantity. This is where you customize. Figure out what your laundry/dry cleaning cycle is and slowly buy until you reach a point where you have a couple back up shirts/pants and so on that you can grab just in case if something happens. Other than that, you fill in the gaps.
So let's get started shall we?
Rule #1:
Keep it simple.
The thing that was the most revolutionary for me is when I simplified my wardrobe. You aren't a woman (I thank God every day that I don't have to pass another human being through my legs). Fashion is another one of those areas to be grateful for. Twelve pairs of shoes are not necessary. Twelve pairs of jeans are not necessary, seven suits are not necessary (but that is really how many I have, don't judge). But here is what is necessary: staples for your wardrobe. Which brings us to our next rule.
Here's the bones of a good wardrobe for a man:
Athletics:
One pair of athletic shoes are fine. These however never should be worn with long pants unless if they are on the way to the gym with your warm up pants or sweats (that do not match your jacket/hoodie, you didn't make the Harlem Globetrotters, so please stop dressing like you did and bouncing balls off of people's faces. It's rude.)
Shorts. Just make sure there aren't stains or holes and we'll be cool.
Work out shirts (These should be exclusive to this category, no wearing these with other categories and vice versa).
Good athletic socks. Nike Dry Fit are my favs but as long as my feet are cool and comfortable it doesn't matter what they are.
Best Dressed:
A dark suit is a must. Navy or charcoal grey are staples. Black and brown usually are not. Black is too formal and if you do brown wrong it can be too casual. It should be wool. If you paid more than $200 before tax and alterations you paid too much.
A belt. Don't skip it. You may as well not wear a suit, people will notice.
Dark unpleated slacks if you are thin. If you are heavier you already have your preference. (I know I worked at Men's Wearhouse for a number of years, I just can't pin you guys.)
A white shirt. I'll write about this later but if you shell out just a little extra quid it can make your life a whole lot easier. White is a wild card, it goes with everything. However, light blue or an ecru may be posed as substitutes or wing men to the white.
Nice black shoes. Nice=polish worthy. They should have a heel. The sole (the actual bottom that the leather is attached to should be no wider than 1/4", you're going to a business meeting, not hiking).
A tie. No logos, no pictures, no prints, preferably not polyester. Red, yellow, orange, or purple are great starter colors, stay away from black or navy solids. The pattern should not be abstract (no Jerry Garcia), and the pattern should say "Nice tie", not "Nice tie" (It's all in the italics). The thickness should be no more than 3 inches and no less than 1, that is unless if you are looking for an occupation as a clown then by all means. (And if so, this blog may not be for you.)
Socks, also an important detail that is often over looked. They should be long enough that they leave no skin showing beneath the bottom of your pant and your shoe when you sit. If any, it should be very minimal. They should be as dark or darker than the slack and preferably the same color (navy, charcoal, etc).
Casual:
NO TENNIS SHOES. Can you tell how strongly I feel about that? Maybe I should say it one more time just in case NO TENNIS SHOES. I used to classify tourists when I lived in DC by the name "Tennies" because they always wear tennis shoes. It's tacky.
Depending on your style your shoes can be canvas or leather or even hemp (I have a cool pair of hemp shoes). Unless if you know what you're doing and consider yourself fashion forward you should not wear "extreme" colors, i.e. anything fluorescent, extremely bright or interesting textures or looks like it may still be alive...yeah definitely don't wear those. They should be light and simple. Again, you are not hiking. You are going to work/doing errands/school, not Mount Everest.
You should own a button up. Solid colors or a plaid are good. Feel free to express yourself with colors. Be careful with too many colors in plaid though. You've mixed all of the sodas together before...yeah you don't want that in a shirt.
You should also own a nice T (or V neck, eh eh?) shirt. This means, no holes to be found anywhere. No discolorations in the arm pits, no stains from grease or anything colored. If it is dark and the seams or collar are lighter than the fabric, it is time to replace. This is optional but you are guaranteed to look classier if you are not a walking billboard for Aeropostale or American Eagle. Remember you PAID to wear a logo which in the normal advertising world they would have to pay to put anywhere else. If you want to pay for a brand name that is not the way you want to do it.
You should also have a belt. Casual belts should be leather and be brown or black and without studs.
You should have a jacket. Be brave and buy (and wear) something other than a hoodie, or your ski coat. Go look, don't buy unless if you find something that you really like. Pea coats are super easy and very nice looking (and warm).
Gettin' Dirty:
Whatever you want to wear except for you are not allowed to wear anything from casual or best dressed categories, other than that knock yourself out. This is a great category to wear your old stuff.
I will elaborate on these in greater detail in the future. Note that I didn't give you any details on quantity. This is where you customize. Figure out what your laundry/dry cleaning cycle is and slowly buy until you reach a point where you have a couple back up shirts/pants and so on that you can grab just in case if something happens. Other than that, you fill in the gaps.
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Tuesday, January 17, 2012
To My Generation:
To My Generation:
For many years, the United States has enjoyed its role as a global superpower. We we wanted, we got. For the most part, the attitude was the truth. Economically, militarily, you name it, we gained it. That is due to generations who came long before who worked tirelessly to support their families to give them more than they had in their life time.
This generation will be the first in several to have less prosperity than our fathers.
Welcome to reality. This is in part due to those who came before, riding on a tidal wave of wealth that afforded opportunities to spend in ways that hadn’t before existed. Expansion of credit and availability of money truly fueled venture capitalism. Greed and trickery bread corruption and wrong doing that lead to the extreme wealth of some at the expense of the livelihoods of others.
This striking fact is also in part due to the inability of individuals to control their own spending. After all, it is the actions of the many that create the whole. The average savings of Americans has dipped into negative percentages many times within the last few years. China, one of the fastest rising economic superpowers, has individual private savings rates in double digits. Those savings fuel expansion of credit and availability of money. It also puts you into a healthy frame of mind knowing you are free from the dangerous coils of the python of debt. Once it slithers, untempered, around your ankle, it’s only a matter of time before it is too late. One must have a plan to escape.
Do not be fooled about those who say that the recession is over. American real productivity has been in decline since the middle of the last century. A decline in productivity equals a decline in affluence and wealth. The greatest debt crises in the history of this country, perhaps this planet, looms close at hand. Many say it could be a few decades away, all things held constant. But we know all things are far from constant. Some say that it could be two years away with only a few minor changes.
We will not live with as much as we had in the past. But we will live, and we will live comfortably, if we are prepared. It isn’t a matter of if, but when. This isn’t about a political party, one nation against another, this isn’t about young or old or whose fault it was. Those things all don’t matter in retrospect to the question:
Are we prepared?
Sincerely yours,
Ike Bennion
For many years, the United States has enjoyed its role as a global superpower. We we wanted, we got. For the most part, the attitude was the truth. Economically, militarily, you name it, we gained it. That is due to generations who came long before who worked tirelessly to support their families to give them more than they had in their life time.
This generation will be the first in several to have less prosperity than our fathers.
Welcome to reality. This is in part due to those who came before, riding on a tidal wave of wealth that afforded opportunities to spend in ways that hadn’t before existed. Expansion of credit and availability of money truly fueled venture capitalism. Greed and trickery bread corruption and wrong doing that lead to the extreme wealth of some at the expense of the livelihoods of others.
This striking fact is also in part due to the inability of individuals to control their own spending. After all, it is the actions of the many that create the whole. The average savings of Americans has dipped into negative percentages many times within the last few years. China, one of the fastest rising economic superpowers, has individual private savings rates in double digits. Those savings fuel expansion of credit and availability of money. It also puts you into a healthy frame of mind knowing you are free from the dangerous coils of the python of debt. Once it slithers, untempered, around your ankle, it’s only a matter of time before it is too late. One must have a plan to escape.
Do not be fooled about those who say that the recession is over. American real productivity has been in decline since the middle of the last century. A decline in productivity equals a decline in affluence and wealth. The greatest debt crises in the history of this country, perhaps this planet, looms close at hand. Many say it could be a few decades away, all things held constant. But we know all things are far from constant. Some say that it could be two years away with only a few minor changes.
We will not live with as much as we had in the past. But we will live, and we will live comfortably, if we are prepared. It isn’t a matter of if, but when. This isn’t about a political party, one nation against another, this isn’t about young or old or whose fault it was. Those things all don’t matter in retrospect to the question:
Are we prepared?
Sincerely yours,
Ike Bennion
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Dear Women I Like
Dear Women I Like,
If you say that you are interested, it's customary in western culture to call me back so that I can take you on a date.
That is all,
Ike
If you say that you are interested, it's customary in western culture to call me back so that I can take you on a date.
That is all,
Ike
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
The Best Complaint Letter I Have Ever Written
Dear Santa,
You want to know what I want for Christmas? To be able to log into my online credit card account without having to call Customer Service EVERY SINGLE MONTH. Because seriously, it blows.
Thanks Santa,
Isaac
Thursday, December 1, 2011
The Dating Game: Girls
My usual vent is usually in relation to the opposite gender. So here is my vent about the things girls do in dating that drives me crazy.
1. Relax
If I were to make an assumption, I would say that George Foreman is a big fan of grilled chicken. I mean if not why would he go through all that trouble of making and selling that grill? If I were to make another (and more topical) assumption I would say that girls think about relationships more than guys. When it comes to dating, relax. Everything is fine. Quit analyzing us when we ask you for your phone number. Quit trying to figure out if we could get married after our first date. If you have a suspicion that something is wrong, it's probably not. Guys as a rule try to avoid problems. At least talk to us about it before you conclude anything. Or bring us some grilled chicken. Mmmm...grilled chicken. Fixes everything.
2. Never Reveal Your Cards
If I had a dime for every time a girl told me that she was interested in me and someone else simultaneously, I would have $.30. But if I had a dime for every time a girl told that to a guy I'm sure that I would not be spending my time writing this blog. So be grateful people don't give me dimes for such things. If you aren't grateful, why are you still here? Anyway. What's the point of telling me that? I'm not going to fight for you. I've only had 1-3 dates max with you. There are lots of more (normal) fish in the sea. Keep it to yourself and when I ask you on a date and you tell me that you have started dating someone else seriously, I will take my bows and find someone else. Seriously. Telling me that isn't doing anybody any favors.
3. Blood In the Water
If you want a shark to circle you put a bucket of chum in the water. Some girls seriously think that a smile and "Hi" indicates interest. It does not. And then you tell your girlfriends that we are thick for not picking up the signals. Don't be dumb. Unless if that's all you want to do is to complain about guys with your girlfriends, then by all means, I will continue to not ask you out. You're welcome.
4. Don't Be a Prude
Saying this, I don't want to fornicate with you. But, I would at some point in the relationship like to take it to a higher level of seriousness. That's my formal way of saying that I like to make out. I'm a guy. Duh. But even more than making out, cuddling. Confession: I'm a cuddle whore. Sue me. I'm dang good at it too. I also hear that a lot of other guys also like cuddling just a little more than making out, not by much, but a little bit. Anyway, I digress. If you want to make out with someone, as many girls with their VLs have told me they would like, you have to first begin by kissing someone. Weird, I know. Rarely does the progression of the relationship go from "Hi" to snogging. It requires (appropriate) levels of playful touching, cuddling then kissing. Not necessarily in that order, but as things progress and when the time's right, let it happen. Forget this, "3 dates are requisite before a formal proposal would be considered for a peck on the cheek." Shut it. Crazy girls...
5. Do Something With Yourself
I'm sure it's nice getting asked out. But waiting around for it to happen is not going to increase it's occurrence. The biggest turn off for me (and some but not all other guys) is when I have an indication that girls are just "waiting around for marriage" as is so typical in Utah. If you want to get asked out do something about it. Read books, work out, go back to school, get a job, travel, go on a mission, learn a language, attend cooking classes (there's the big one), etc...doing these things will not only increase your appeal but also increase your exposure to new prospects. Girls, the fact that you've known all along is true. Guys are stupid. Don't wait around for us.
6. Burn the List
Girls, I think, are trained from birth to make lists. It's helpful in a lot of cases. To do lists, grocery, etc. Don't they give a notepad to girls at birth? Rumor I heard somewhere. Here's a piece of advice. When it comes to guys pick 3 and throw the rest away. What do I mean? "He has to work out. He has to have a 6 figure paying job. He has to want 3 kids. He has to like to go shopping. He has to know another language. He has to have lived overseas. He has...he has...he has...(these I have heard come out of girls mouths by the way...)" Why aren't you married? Because you think you live in a Disney film. There's only 24 hours in a day and only so much we can do to be Prince Charming. Pick the top 3 most important and figure out if you can learn to live with the rest of what he brings to the table.
7. Slow Down
I like my guy friends. I like to hang out with them. Simultaneously, I like you too. There is a possible balance. Logically, as time continues, my time will slowly shift (at a rate I feel comfortable with), from them to you. Demanding my time will only scare me (and other guys) away. It really is that simple.
8. Give Us a Chance
Unless if the guy pulls up to you in a white windowless van, he probably is at least a nice guy. If he gets up the guts to ask you out, it's only courteous to say yes. Who knows maybe he will have an amazing personality that will click with yours? Confession: I am on Pinterest. (Look it up.) I know. I am like guy #5 to join Pinterest of 2 million girls. Anyway. For as many feel-good pins as I see about prejudice and inner beauty, there should be a lot more girls saying yes to guys in spite of how they look. Practice what you pin. And don't date guys who drive white windowless vans.
9. What a Girl Means to Us
9. What a Girl Means to Us
I recently heard of a girl complaining about how guys a.) don't ask her out (ironically I did and she totally was a flake to me and blew me off) and b.) that on the first date a guy doesn't show enough concern for a girl by planning inexpensive dates. Let's get real here, we aren't made of money. Let's get even more real here. The amount of money we spend on you does not directly correlate to the amount we care about you. What does it sound like to any guy that you complain about such things? You are a gold digger. Unless if we are 70 and made of money, we usually will run away from such women.
10. The Friend Zone
Recently a video came out on YouTube made by a friend of mine asking the question if girls and guys can be friends. The results of the video? A resounding "NO" and this writer agrees. Unless if the guy is gay and has no interest in women at all on a romantic level, any girl is a potential. Why else do girls love gay guys as best friends? There is no pressure of a romantic relationship. Girls, it is safe to assume that your guy friends have an interest in you on a deeper level. If you are asked out and you shut him down saying that you don't want to, "Ruin your friendship." You may have done just that. Sorry. If the guy moves on to a new set of friends. Don't be surprised. But while you go off and complain about how your best friend is so shallow, ask yourself the question, "Isn't my husband supposed to be my best friend?" So why not try it out and see if it works? You are probably going to lose the friendship one way or another, the only way to keep it? Marriage.
So there you have it. The gripes and complaints I have about dating and the opposite gender. Girls, I hope this is helpful. If not, feel free to complain in the comment section below.
Hey Delta...
So, I had this dream. It was awesome. I was on a plane flying from BWI to Salt Lake and as a self diagnosed narcoleptic, naturally I fell asleep.
So I dreamed that I fell asleep and then I woke up and the plane was doing sweet nose dives and barrel rolls. Across Iowa it was skimming the tops of corn before it would pull up again. I dare say that it is the most exciting that Iowa has ever been! It was at this moment that I thought, "Dang, this is the coolest airplane ride I've ever been on!" When the little boy next to me woke me up. Then I realized that I was on a normal plane and I had missed the beverage cart...I was pissed. I wasn't really thirsty, so I guess mostly that Delta had been so inconsiderate to board me on a normal plane as opposed to one of their acrobatic models. Rude.
So, just as I was writing this blog, the day after American Airlines declared bankruptcy, I realized that they have the potential to make the coolest airplane ride ever. Make them into traveling roller coasters. Win. Win. Think about it Delta. Or Southwest. Or American. I don't have any biases. Just a suit fetish that doesn't pay for itself...ahem.
So I dreamed that I fell asleep and then I woke up and the plane was doing sweet nose dives and barrel rolls. Across Iowa it was skimming the tops of corn before it would pull up again. I dare say that it is the most exciting that Iowa has ever been! It was at this moment that I thought, "Dang, this is the coolest airplane ride I've ever been on!" When the little boy next to me woke me up. Then I realized that I was on a normal plane and I had missed the beverage cart...I was pissed. I wasn't really thirsty, so I guess mostly that Delta had been so inconsiderate to board me on a normal plane as opposed to one of their acrobatic models. Rude.
So, just as I was writing this blog, the day after American Airlines declared bankruptcy, I realized that they have the potential to make the coolest airplane ride ever. Make them into traveling roller coasters. Win. Win. Think about it Delta. Or Southwest. Or American. I don't have any biases. Just a suit fetish that doesn't pay for itself...ahem.
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