So I dreamed that I fell asleep and then I woke up and the plane was doing sweet nose dives and barrel rolls. Across Iowa it was skimming the tops of corn before it would pull up again. I dare say that it is the most exciting that Iowa has ever been! It was at this moment that I thought, "Dang, this is the coolest airplane ride I've ever been on!" When the little boy next to me woke me up. Then I realized that I was on a normal plane and I had missed the beverage cart...I was pissed. I wasn't really thirsty, so I guess mostly that Delta had been so inconsiderate to board me on a normal plane as opposed to one of their acrobatic models. Rude.
So, just as I was writing this blog, the day after American Airlines declared bankruptcy, I realized that they have the potential to make the coolest airplane ride ever. Make them into traveling roller coasters. Win. Win. Think about it Delta. Or Southwest. Or American. I don't have any biases. Just a suit fetish that doesn't pay for itself...ahem.
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